- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

WOMENS RIGHTS

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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