- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Women's Rights

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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