- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

A man walks into a bar, ouch!

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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