Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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800 people died last year. end of story

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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