Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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