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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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