- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

Guest what? Dog

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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