What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the beer from the other man and throws it on the floor, breaking it. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

I love alchohol!

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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