What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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hear hear

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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