Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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y u no like me joke?

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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