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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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