Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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