- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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