- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

there once was a frog with no leggs

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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