- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, ouch!

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

womens rights

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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