A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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equality for women

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Chikin nuggets

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2+2= 478

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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