How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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Itookasipasoda

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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