A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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acuna

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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girls basketball

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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