Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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who farted i did :]

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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Christians

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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