What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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