A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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Anti Joke

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