Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Jesus wept.

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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