Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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