girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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Your momma's so fat...

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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The white guy did it!

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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