What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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hrih

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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Chikin nuggets

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Sarah Palin

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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your going to die

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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