I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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123457

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Jesus wept.

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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Kony 2012

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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