- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

A blind man walks into the door of a bar

How Long is a Chinese name.

Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

Obama 2012

A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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