What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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hrih

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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What's the difference between a duck?

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what is not funny? This joke.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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So a priest and an atheist sit next to eachother train After talking to eachother for a short period of time, the priest discovers the other man's beliefs and procededs to spend the rest of the ride trying to convert the atheist. Incredibly irritated the atheist gets off the train a stop early to escape the tirade. The next day the atheist sees on tv that the train crashed right after getting off, and the priest is listed amongst the people killed in the accident. He is ecstatic, and says to himself "ha, proof of divine retribution," but then he feels confused because he realizes he doesn't believe in a god...

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