why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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