Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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A hayride would be fun.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Arrow to the Knee

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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Miami Heat.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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