i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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Christians

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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