What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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