women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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Kony 2012

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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