what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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