how do you boil oil? add b to oil

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Anti Joke

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