- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Girls Lacrosse.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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