- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

Guest what? Dog

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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