Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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A child walks into a classroom.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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Penis-biter

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What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

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the story of the two kings, bourne and brendan They were numbercrunching hardcore one night in the hills of arathi basin when the mailbrethren gave them a message from the almighty rogue of orgimar. This rogue challenged the two kings, codenames as follows: bourne (hunt cair) and brendan (worgensRsick). obviously bourne was a ret pally and brendan was a holy priest, representing the alliance faction because they dont belive in the corrupt (actual quote from J3b, "the kitty slayer tauren"). The duel would take place in the arena of hyjal, a place where heat blows from below, and sucks hard. Hyjal was once a place where the almighty druids had meetings of total epicness and made love in the flowers. Of course, taurens were very attracted to the mentally ill cows, and created j3b's character, foulmeat. When the two kings arrived, the rogue was actually in stealth, a goblin subtley rogue of vast strength and agil. His resil rating was at an astonishing 89k rating. He made n00bs spooge over their keyboards. The epic duel began when the rogue sapped both kings and ambushed bourne. Bourne legacy was hurt badly and had 15% health. Brendan's step brother came in and surprised attacked the rogue and took him to half health. his name was dalyquestsbedone. But all of a sudden, the world of azeroth was sucked in by the depths of the maelastrom of deathwing, and everyone died. All the players relogged and did it all over again. ˜´??

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

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Cinema summer shits coming this year! Reboot edition ONE! Rocky BarBoler a older man with dreams of becoming a true boxing champion!... but will he succeed against the champion Apollo thirteen? Watch ROCKY To find out. Starring Mike Tyson as Rocky, and Justin Bieber as Apollo thirteen (Do I need remind you Rocky lost in his first movie?, Well that one is for you "Beleibers" because in the end you are misguided cuties.. most way to young for me, but you are as cute as you are silly). Moral: Loves cute girls... especially those over 16... legal age here... good luck calling us all pedophiles... They mature fast here, "beliebe" me, twelve year olds have fully grown boobs... what did you think I meant by cute? RAWR! Look but no touch is a okay for me mama Luigi. I just tend to call me once they turn 16...

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

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When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

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