Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

What walks on it's hands My uncle

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

your face is kinda funny

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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