Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

You know what's funny? A well told joke

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

there once was a frog with no leggs

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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