- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

meh

Chuck Norris is dead......

why did sally drown cause she was black

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Guess what? Bananas

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

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