Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

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knock knock!? . . No.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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my wife out of the kitchen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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