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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Why did jim all I over? He dies

Yo mama's fat.

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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