A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

ass.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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