- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

Skinny people fart less.

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

Tim likes girls

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

My name is Jeff

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