- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

meh

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Chuck Norris is dead......

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

identical jokes get different votes.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

A child walks into a classroom.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

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