What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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A cat playing laser tag.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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Im gay What about you

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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