A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

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What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

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How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

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4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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