- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

What do you call a banana? A banana.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??