What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

What's half of 8? o

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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