- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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