A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

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What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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Why can no one in africa read or write? I would asume the lack of public education combined with the fact that setting up an education system for so many widespread remote comunities would be a logistical nightmare. But then again I have never been to africa and know little about the country and so the premise of this joke is probably a dramatic overstatement in the first place.

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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woman's rights

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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