Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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Rejected Disney titles: - 1,000,000,001 Dalmatians: The Need of Neutering - Beauty and the Bricks - Zambi: the Walking Deer - The Iron King 2: Simba's Ferride - The Little Mormon - Cinderella 4: The Fairy Godfather and his Mafia - Tarzipan of the Choco-Apes - Brother Boar - Home on Deranged - The Emperor's New Sith Apprentice - Mickey and the Mousetrap - Lilo and B**ch

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A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

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Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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meh

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Guess what? Bananas

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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A child walks into a classroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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