- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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