Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What do you call a banana? A banana.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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