- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

charlie sheen becomes sober.

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

Tommy got neutered.

Justin Bieber

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

Ron Paul for President!

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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