Hitler and Jews become friends.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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