- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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