- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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