what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

What do you call an blank test? an F

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

Anti Joke

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