What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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hello

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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