- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

404 Error: Joke not found

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

what is racecar backwards in reverse

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